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Pretty Mike: Short women are never satisfied in bed

Pretty Mike: Short women are never satisfied in bed... Not created in God’s image

Mike Eze-Nwalie Nwogu, a Lagos nightclub owner, popularly known as Pretty Mike, says “short women are never satisfied in bed” in what appears to be a glaring diatribe on women “below 5ft 3 inches.”
The popular Lagos socialite, famed for engaging ladies in strange things like placing a chain around their necks, took to his Instagram page on Thursday to share his opinion in a long piece on short women.
Pretty Mike thinks “females with the worst atrocities are mostly short women,” and that “we where all created in God’s image with the exception of short women.”
“Short Girls and there wahala-: They are the EvE among our midst,” Nwogu wrote.
“These are women 5.3ft and below.A short petite woman might still be considered cute and mistaken for a 12yrs old,but a short thick Lady with huge bumbum are the worst . The shorter they are the closer they are to the devil,that’s is why it’s easier for him to whisper words into their ears…
“In history, female with the worst Atrocities are mostly short women… They are the fighters,with the sharpest of tongue ..especially those with a short and small frame,it’s like they swallowed a microphone as they have the loudest of voice and they are very quick to use it .
“A short woman is never satisfied in bed ..they have a sex drive with that of a horse,especially those in relationships.. If there is ever a female arm robber. it will be a short woman,they have the balls for it…
“They are mean,evil and they don’t play. They are extremely strong and have the tendency to beat their husband and if they can’t beat,they use poison as an alternative… A short woman would still marry a short man and end up being the man of the house while producing mustard seed children….
“If you cheat on a short thick woman be very sure she is going to revenge by sleeping with all ur family and friends as a short woman never forgives…. Please do not invite me for a wedding if both the bride and the groom fall under the category of short syndrome,that’s is wicked and unfair for the next generation of children who will be called kekere all their lives… .
“We where all created in God’s image with the exception of short women…
Nwogu, the owner of Club Uno, in Allen Avenue, Lagos, was once arrested by the police as a result of the public outcry that trailed his “act of putting girls on a leash or any other degrading treatment to ladies and guys.”